Basketball Quotes and Sayings

I liked the choreography, but I didn’t care for the costumes.  ~Tommy Tune, on why he never considered playing basketball

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.  ~Phil Jackson

Nothing there but basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.  ~Ogden Nash

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?  ~Woody Allen, Annie Hall

We have a great bunch of outside shooters.  Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.  ~Weldon Drew

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