Funny Hilarious Sayings to make you laugh
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”
Short funny quotes by, Franklin P. Jones.
“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.”
Short funny quotes by, Jane Wagner.
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.”
Short funny quotes by, Erica Jong.
“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
Short funny quotes by, Lily Tomlin.
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Short funny quotes by, Robert A. Heinlein.