Great baby quotes and Wise baby sayings
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.
A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.
The husband who doesn’t tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn’t know won’t hurt him.
[T]elevision’s perfect. You turn a few knobs, a few of those mechanical adjustments at which the higher apes are so proficient, and lean back and drain your mind of all thought. And there you are watching the bubbles in the primeval ooze. You don’t have to concentrate. You don’t have to react. You don’t have to remember. You don’t miss your brain because you don’t need it. Your heart and liver and lungs continue to function normally. Apart from that, all is peace and quiet. You are in the man’s nirvana. And if some poor nasty minded person comes along and say you look like a fly on a can of garbage, pay him no mind. He probably hasn’t got the price of a television set.