Nice random quotes
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion.
There are three stages of a man’s life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.
We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?
If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn’t think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wrong.
Men who don’t like girls with brains don’t like girls.
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Sons are for fathers the twice-told tale.