pregnancy sayings, quotes and quotations

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
 ~pregnancy sayings by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
 ~pregnancy leave sayings by Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983

If it isn’t a baby, then you aren’t pregnant, so what are you aborting?
 ~inspirational sayings about Abortion quotes by Author Unknown

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
 ~pregnancy quotes by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
 ~famous quotes about Pregnancy by Lawrence Housman

God’s interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
 ~pregnancy sayings by Martin H. Fischer

Some men are so macho they’ll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
 ~pregnancy leave sayings by Maureen Murphy

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